it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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