And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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