I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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