No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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