Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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