he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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