i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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