we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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