Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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