Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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