I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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