My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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