playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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