The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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