Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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