i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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