I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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