It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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