I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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