Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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