So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
