i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
then he tried to convert me to islam
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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