I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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