If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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