Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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