it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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