in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
a search helicopter?!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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