if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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