You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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