sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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