Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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