He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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