We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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