brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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