Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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