We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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