dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I party with great urgency now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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