Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
