My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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