kristin has been a bad kristin
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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