i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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