3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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