I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I smell like Dick and happiness
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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