More tranny stories later!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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