omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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