Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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