it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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