Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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