They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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