Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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