So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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