Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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