Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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