You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
