you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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